These are hillarious! Kayla found these on a website ‘With God’s Help All Things Are Possible’. These are the best of the bunch! :D
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double doors at the side entrance.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help.